when it's -39˚c with the windchill...

...and this poor little coffee shop seems barely able to maintain a mere 15˚c, and that lady -- whose hood seems to be lined with a live ferret (!) -- is holding the main door wide open while she stands outside yammering on her phone and letting the impossibly cccold air seep insidiously into the room...well, when all of that happens, it is definitely ok to (at least temporarily) send any remnants of your christmas spirit soaring riiight out the window (or open door, in this case) in order to march over to Little Miss Ferret and accidentallyonpurpose nudge her jibber-jabber tongue smack dab onto the nearest available metal post.

and now back to translating...